You only live once.
People who say such thing often have lots of fun; they take photos of
themselves on beaches, long drink in hand, encircled by friends. Such people
have catalogs of photos on the worldwideweb documenting their funness. The
degree of fun is measured by the number of thumbs-up assigned to such
fun-photos by like-minded fun-lovers. The ultimate FUN has not yet been
identified. The fun-Holy-Grail. The fun-Chalice. The fun at the core of the
human spirit. It has yet to be identified, photographed and LIKED. You only
live once, so you better start before it’s too
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Saturday, September 20, 2014
Sunday, June 22, 2014
Lui Antun Labas
Remember me,
5’3”,
Chipped tooth,
Traveler by night,
Seeker of truth.
Unseen of late,
But in spirit
Near.
Top of temple,
Left ear.
Don’t you remember,
Back in September?
That was me,
Antun Lui
Saturday, April 26, 2014
romance rudiments
Stars overhead, leaves rustling, candles,
wine, all that shit that comes with romance. We had that. We had a blanket too and
some food for the morning in case matters evolved and we didn’t make it home.
All of the above is not absolutely
necessary for romance, but you definitely need bodies. You need two. Add
more and there is no romance. You just need two bodies. In my case, hers was type female; mine was type male.
The differences between these are not just physiological; there are emotional
differences too, and not mere discrepancies, big hollering differences. But
that’s another subject altogether, not à propos right this minute. You would do
well, by the way, not to explore these
differences in the middle of romance. In fact, generally speaking, try to keep your
mouth shut. Words aren't a key ingredient.
Sunday, February 9, 2014
photon-misanthrope
I am a photon off a breasty woman. I am one
among quadrillions. I do not claim to be special or unique, but I will tell you
that I have no patience for grunting Neanderthals of your kind. I do not like
the look of you and I do like what you do, but it happens I am part of
something bigger than myself, so I do as I am told, I do my job, and that is to
bring you the information, whatever
it is, you slobbering lech.
Let’s get on with it.
Monday, January 13, 2014
sisters and brothers
On this day, your day of birth, you are
zero and have no life. I do not mean
this ironically. It’s just numbers. You have not lived a day and thus you have
no life. Others around you have lived, but this does not make them superior. On
the contrary, they look at you with hope and wonder, convinced you will not fuck up
as they have. For this reason and this reason alone - at this particular
point in history - you are superior.
Do not let it get to your head, though, little
man. It’s just the current state of their thinking. Your whole life will be about what you think and what other people think, not what is.
You think you have entered a world of things;
you have not. You have entered a world of opinions and considerations.
Welcome.
Sunday, January 5, 2014
type 6 Homo sapiens: the perfect being
type 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
You are in your thirties. You traveled the globe. You bungee jumped. You studied abroad. You are well educated. You are a professional and your prospects are good. You know how to enjoy yourself and you are considered good company. To all outward appearances you are an accomplished and sociable individual. Not just to outward appearances, you are accomplished and you are sociable. You are the type of human being many would like to be: fun, enthusiastic, traveled, smart but not burdensomely.
You are in your thirties. You traveled the globe. You bungee jumped. You studied abroad. You are well educated. You are a professional and your prospects are good. You know how to enjoy yourself and you are considered good company. To all outward appearances you are an accomplished and sociable individual. Not just to outward appearances, you are accomplished and you are sociable. You are the type of human being many would like to be: fun, enthusiastic, traveled, smart but not burdensomely.
Wednesday, January 1, 2014
2014
We are a pinpoint in an expanse that is a hundred thousand light-years
wide. It is only an expanse because it is studded with stars we can see, but beyond these stars there is so much more space it numbs the mind.
This year, as every year, we orbited
one star. Just once.
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